| The Anti-Christ: | I loaned you that CD out of the
kindness of my heart. When do I get it
back? |
| Mr. Grumpy: | you mean that Who CD? Maybe you
should look in the anti-trash |
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| Marsy Pants: | What's your favorite day of the week? |
| Mr. Grumpy: | the day you lose your last name. |
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| ?: | Are dick warts contagious? |
| Mr. Grumpy: | thats easy, just look at your hands. |
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| Fred Ziffel: | I've heard tell that this Brokeback
Mountain film is based on the story of
your life. Is that true? |
| Mr. Grumpy: | Can't say. If it isn't porn, I
haven't seen it. |
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| Samuel L. Jackson: | I'm lookin' for some more movies in
which to play the badass black man. Can
you help me out? Or do I have to get
philosophical on yo ass? |
| Mr. Grumpy: | Since your recent involvement with
Snakes on a Plane I'm seriously
doubting your ability to philosophical
on anything, especially my ass. |
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| Mr. Allthatanabagachips: | Look I've been reading this page for a
long time but so far have not got the
real truth. You say you are grumpy, but
something tells me that you are happy.
Are you happy grumpy? Because if you
are, my fucking world just shot craps. |
| Mr. Grumpy: | Lets just say I'm happy to be grumpy.
and what makes me more happy is seeing
you roll snake eyes, you loser. |
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| Horny Devil: | I'm in love with one of my friends. How
do I convince him he's gay? |
| Mr. Grumpy: | Get him to love the movie Moulin
Rouge. That piece of crap will turn
anyone gay. |
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| Nobody's Bitch: | I don't fucking appreciate what you sick
sons a' bitches did to me after the
Hollister Party. You ALL better watch
yer goddamn cornholes, Mr. Grumpy in
particular. You're gonna see more
tunnel than Dr. Who you sick grumpy fuck.
But I will take one of those coonhounds
off yer hands, if ya still got one.
Preferbly the boy dog with three cods |
| Mr. Grumpy: | nobody's bitch? I'm afraid you ARE
somebody's bitch if I remember that
night correctly. |
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| Whoopee!: | poor grumpy is just angy cause his
penis is soft and the only time he
gets it wet is at holidays when
everyone else is sleaping and little
nephew jimmy wakes up and askes for a
glass of milk and you tell him there
is some in your hose and if he pumps
hard enough mabey he can get a drink.
hehe well... question: are you
circumsized or does little jimmy get a
mouthfull of crusties after every
thanksgiving diner? |
| Mr. Grumpy: | come over for thanksgiving dinner
sometime and maybe you'll learn. if
I'm feeling giving. and your taking. |
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| Mrs. Coffee: | Can I see you alone? |
| Mr. Grumpy: | can I see you naked? |
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| Hott Stuff: | What's a proofer oven? |
| Mr. Grumpy: | I have no fucking idea and I really
could care less. |
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| Farjon: | You are not a nice "person" |
| Mr. Grumpy: | "you" "are" "an" "asshat" |
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| Mandi: | Would you eat my pussy for a dollar? |
| Mr. Grumpy: | God, no, there's no telling where that
things been but I'll let you blow me
for free. |
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| crackpot: | Did your uncle dress you up as a school girl and
spank you as a child? |
| Mr. Grumpy: | yes, he did and I find I'm a better man for it. every
man should know what it feels like to have his ass
slapped raw while wearin a red plaid skirt. that way I
knew what I was doing all those times you asked me
to babysit for your little cousin. ah, the passing down
of family tradition. |
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| Chuckles the Anti-Christ: | Why dont you love me? |
| Mr. Grumpy: | cause you spilled cherry coke on my creedence tape,
asshole. |
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| Angie: | will you go out with me your so hot
and sexy! |
| Mr. Grumpy: | sure. i like worn out pussy. |
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| Leon Manspackle: | Do you think we might be related? |
| Mr. Grumpy: | i did see somewhere in my family tree a
manspackleberg but attribute it to one of my
wayward relatives getting lost, whilst sauced, in one
of the towns ghetto whorehouses and never
considered claiming that trash as my relative. so,
no - I think your only a few genetic steps away
from a baboon, you god damn asshole dick lacking
midget circus freak cartoon of a stickman mutha
fucka.
love, your cousin, mr grumpy. |
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| Kreme: | Why don't you like robots Mr Grumpy? |
| Mr. Grumpy: | because they don't feel real, they
chaff, and the battries never last long
enough. |
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| Johnny: | Is it ever ok to make jokes about
people who have died in the past week?
I mean, I have been making jokes about
anna nicole smith since she died, and
i always get bad looks from people. |
| Mr. Grumpy: | I've got a whole list of jokes that I'm waiting to pull
out as soon as your dead. Most of them are about
your carcass being sodomized and pissed on by your
grandparents. |
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| Yamamoto: | Grumpy san! Which do you prefer,
Mackerel or Red Snapper? |
| Mr. Grumpy: | I prefer your mother's pussy with fish sauce lube. |
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| confused: | There's something in my apartment that smells like
rotten chesse that someones had been keeping hidden
behind thier sweaty ballsack after not taking a shower
for a week. What do you suppose it is, Mr Grumpy? |
| Mr. Grumpy: | your sister's rotting corpse that I fucked in the ass a
couple of times and then left behind your couch.
Maybe. |
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